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a man bought a robot lying detector from the mall. the robot would give a slap to anyone that tells a lie.
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sitting at the dinner table, the man decides to give the robot a try.
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Father :
son, where were you today?
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Son :
at school of-course.
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Robot :
*slaps son*
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Son :
ok, i spent the day at one of my friends' house.
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Father :
what were you guys doing?
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Son :
studying.
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Robot :
*slaps son*
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Son :
*crying* ok, we were watching a porno.
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Father :
what? when i was your age, i didn't even know what a porno was.
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Robot :
*slaps father*
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Mother :
*laughs* he truly is your son.
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Robot :
*slaps mother*